L.I.T.

                                                   

For those of you who don't know me all that well, I'm known around these parts as LIT, short for "Lost In Translation."  Many interesting things have slipped from my mouth over the years.  More often than not, my mind thinks one thing, quickly translates it in my head and viola...the delivery is a hot mess.  The word LEGALS, for example, from my previous post was used in lieu of LEGS, to describe how they hurt after a good workout.

I think I get that from my mother who once asked my sister-in-law TO BE how her older sister would feel when her husband was "decayed." We had just met her entire family (she's one of 9 children) and one of her older sisters was married to man twice her age.  They say curiosity killed the cat?  Well it literally did that day....we laughed so hard, we nearly died.  Not entirely sure exactly what she was asking or even what she meant by it but she was definitely LIT!

My point is, as you are enjoying the reads of this blog, you may come across something that may not quite make sense.  Never fear, you don't have glaucoma or cataracts...it's not you, it's me and my diarrhea of the mouth!